I'm Not Drunk (M.Brooks)

She'd the one, the one 'd like to throttle
Instead of her neck I grab the neck of a bottle
We were sinking, now we're sunk
Yeah! I'm drinking, but I'm not drunk

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  I'm not drunk, I just feel a bit downhearted
  I'm not drunk, I'm only ghetting started
  I'm not drunk, although I'm drinking to forget
  I'm not drunk, yet

She nver said, never said that she would leave me
If I'd have known I'd have known that she'd decieve me
Saw her slinking off with some skunk
So I'm drinking, but I'm not drunk

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            Well I've had a few but I could have a little more
            I've been riding on a wave, I've done it loads of times before
            You asked me how I was then you asked me what I think
            I think when you lose your friend, it's time to find a drink

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So I've failed, I've failed the thirty fifth time running
Don't tell me that you could tell I had it coming
I don't need this, what can I do?
I'm on the piss, and I've had a few

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(c) 2000 Katt Pie Records
Featured on albums:-

Celtic Bonding & Live In Tattihou
I'm Not Drunk
(From:- Celtic Bonding - 2002)