I'm Going To Llandrindod Wells (M.Brooks) Based on a true story. I was invited to nurses party on Newport Road in Cardiff. They said they were scared there would be no men at the party, of course the actual party turned out differently. I later read that Llandrindod Wells has the greatest ratio of women to men in the UK. Almost two to one apparently. I bet that's no longer true!
CHORUS I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod
I’ve been invited by a friend of a friend She’s says I can stay there for the whole weekend She’s scared that at the party there won’t be enough men That’s why I’m invited I’m going there as fast as I can My friend’s friend led me to understand There’ll be ten women there for every man No wonder I’m exited
I get all the things I need to pack And wap them all in my rucksack 24 cans of Skull Attack And half a box of Smarties Waiting for the coach in Central Square And who do I see waiting there? My mate Nick, he’s going, Guess where? Off to the same party
We get on the bus and the bus gets away Nick opens his bag up to display 24 cans of Brains SA Nick says “Great minds think alike” We open some cans as the bus leaves town SA as ever going smoothly down The wheels on the bus go round and round Glug, glug, glug go Nick and Mike
We nip into a pub after we get off the bus We have a swift half and begin to discuss How a party full of women will be gagging for us In our imagination We look around and propping up the bar Are Cliff, Chris and Rich having a jaw and a jar “Are you going to the party?” “Of course we bloody are!” We leave in anticipation
Now we’re at the flat I’m ringing on the bell The hot spot of Llandrindod Wells Where we’ll meet a lot of woman and we’ve gotta give ‘em hell As far as I understand it Now we’re inside to our despair Blokes not women are everywhere The women of the party, they don’t care This is how they’d planned it