In honour of the Cardiff beer Brains SA known affectionally as "Skull Attack"
CHORUS
All day long I've been thinking
I am in the mood for drinking
Very soon I'll try sinking
Fifteen pints of Skull Attack
A guy came down from Port Talbot
Went to Caroline Street for Chips and Halibut
Then he went into The Albert for to water down his snack
The beer was good he drank it all night
At the end he wasn't feeling allright
He'd been used to drinking Allbright
Not... fifteen pints of Skull Attack
CHORUS
Into a Kiwi I went bumping
He said that Rugby was a fun thing
He taught me about line out jumping
He said he'd once been an All Black
He said Welsh rugby was in ruins
That we didn't know what we're doing
But he couldn't fault our brewing
After.... fifteen pints of Skull Attack
CHORUS
Girls if you're feeling randy
And you see a bloke you fancy
But haven't got a condom handy
You must not get in the sack
If he drives you to distraction
You may yield to the attraction
You'd best put him out of action
With.... fifteen pints of Skull Attack
CHORUS
(c) 1992 Mike Brooks
Alcohol & Rain
(Kattpie Records KPRCD1002)
1. Milgi Milgi
2. Jeffrey Bernard Is Unwell
3. Rhiannon
4. Skull Attack
5. Child Of The Ocean
6. The Modena Rambler/Rhamp Penllyn
7. Alcohol & Rain
8. Sean
9. Siobhan
10. 20/20 Vision
11. Calon Lan
12. Sosban Fach
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