Skull Attack (M.Brooks)
In honour of the Cardiff beer Brains SA known
affectionally as "Skull Attack"

CHORUS
  All day long I've been thinking
  I am in the mood for drinking
  Very soon I'll try sinking
  Fifteen pints of Skull Attack

A guy came down from Port Talbot
Went to Caroline Street for Chips and Halibut
Then he went into
The Albert for to water down his
snack
The beer was good he drank it all night
At the end he wasn't feeling allright
He'd been used to drinking
Allbright
Not... fifteen pints of Skull Attack

CHORUS

Into a Kiwi I went bumping
He said that Rugby was a fun thing
He taught me about line out jumping
He said he'd once been an All Black
He said Welsh rugby was in ruins
That we didn't know what we're doing
But he couldn't fault our brewing
After....  fifteen pints of Skull Attack

CHORUS

Girls if you're feeling randy
And you see a bloke you fancy
But haven't got a condom handy
You must not get in the sack
If he drives you to distraction
You may yield to the attraction
You'd best put him out of action
With....  fifteen pints of Skull Attack

CHORUS

(c) 1992 Katt Pie Records
This song is featured on the albums:-
Gargling With Brains, Alcohol & Rain
& Gwlad!